Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
