i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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