Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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