giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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