She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
