I love black thongs
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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