I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?