we're blogging at a bar
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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