I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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