Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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