im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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