Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
The adults are the big ones right?
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