You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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