matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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