sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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