Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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