u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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