At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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