If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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