Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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