This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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