I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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