3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We are all done wearing pants today
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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