so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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