then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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