Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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