we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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