Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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