I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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