try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I pour the whiskey from now on
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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