toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It was confusing and full of hummus
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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