idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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