youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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