you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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