I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wish I could teleport
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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