yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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