Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm at about main and main street
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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