Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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