in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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