Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Im part way to drunk.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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