I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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