The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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