she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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