What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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