i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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