i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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