So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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