I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
