Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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