dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
