I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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