she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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