doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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