I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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